Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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