question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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