Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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