Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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