new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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