Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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