No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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