she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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