While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
