So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
