Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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