windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
