They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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