I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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