i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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