Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
we made out on top of his cat.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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