Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Randomize
