she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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