DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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