I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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