dude i'm inner monologue high
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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