i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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