You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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