Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I lost the right to judge tonight
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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