remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
its not stalking. its research.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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