I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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