is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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