oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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