I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
FUCK WHALES
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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