i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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