I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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