he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Soap is not a condiment
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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