god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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