doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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