Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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