I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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