You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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