oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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