That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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