please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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