after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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