i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
he thought i was a dude.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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