i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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