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• (757): View more from Virginia

  hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood

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  pics

  (757): View more from Virginia

  no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.

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  haha now u have to piss out ur bum

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  birth control should be required to get into college

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• (512): View more from Texas

  We need a plan...

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  Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.

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  When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?

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  WHO DOES THAT

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  I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...

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• (510): View more from California

  good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.

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