no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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