Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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