David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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