ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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