he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
