I am puke
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I forget how to act sober
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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