Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I want to be your penis for a week.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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