white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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