i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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