He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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