Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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