Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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