Just cropdusted the office
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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