I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
As shirtless as possible
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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